Han, you're too good for her.
I don't understand. We were 97% compatible on the website.
Let me see your profile. Who's that?
No, that's the hot asian star from Hawaii Five-0.
What? We kinda look alike.
The only thing you have in common with this guy from Hawaii five-0 is that you are 5'0".
And Han, "athletic"?
In school, I ran track.
Running under the hurdles doesn't count as track.
Han, this is totally lame. Let me help you find the right girl.
You give me so much joy at your expense, I feel like I need to give back.
Thank you, Max, I'm insulted and honored at the same time.
Seeing Han and Ashley together for that one second made me realize I want to be back in a relationship.
I'm going to text Andy.
I knew it. I called that. I booty called that. Your casual sex card is being revoked.
Unfortunately, Andy is still an active member. Very active.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying he has an active member.
He told me he's seeing someone.
He's seeing someone?
Actually, he's seeing a few someones.
How many someones? Oh, it's back.
Do you think this itch has anything to do with those many someones?
Do you think he gave me something?
Well, if he did, you just gave it to the counter.